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Questo strano e losco individuo e' Il Santo di Fuorissimo. Inquietante ed al contempo rispettato ingegnere impiegato presso i piu' prestigiosi cantieri navali italiani. Pare che i suoi bisnonni avessero costruito il Titanic. Gia' ma cosa ci farebbe un personaggio simile in questo sito? La leggenda narra che incontratosi con Nonno Gepe in un noto bordello clandestino del nord Italia, abbia scoperto la sua vera ed unica aspirazione: parlare male di chi se lo merita (a suo insindacabile giudizio). E cosi' a volte, quando certe cose lo fanno incazzare, ci manda i
suoi scritti pieni di saggezza. E' una mente libera e priva di ogni controllo: e' quindi bene fare attenzione alle sue dichiarazioni. Ricordiamo gli amici lettori che Il Santo riceve senza appuntamento all'indirizzo ilsanto@fuorissimo.com Se vuoi scoprire i segreti della meditazione scrivigli. Se non sei d'accordo con lui non farci caso. Succede quasi sempre!

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Beppe Grillo e mamma Telecom

Vorrei ringraziare Beppe Grillo. Non so se qualcuno ha seguito l'intervento proposto da "Striscia la Notizia" giovedì 4 Aprile, in merito alle tariffe dei telefoni cellulari. Non voglio tornare sull'argomento, svolto in maniera assolutamente sublime dal mitico Beppe, ma devo rimarcare una cosa: la totale assenza di una qualsivoglia reazione da parte dell' autorità intesa a garantire il cittadino. Questa autorità, ci costa, secondo Beppe, 800 milioni all'anno, e non fa un CAZZO! Permette che il cittadino venga ignobilmente truffato, si disinteressa quando uno di essi produce prove davanti ad una platea di 15 milioni di persone (tale e' lo share di "Striscia", alla quale va il mio eterno ringraziamento per le veline e per l'opera di risveglio del popolo italiano attraverso alcune immagini: canali navigabili del Brenta, Scalfaro, ed ora Beppe) e non si giustifica anche dopo la mala parata. Secondo voi qual' e' l'opinione della classe politica del popolo italiano? I fatti dicono che ci riempiono di merda, di soprusi, e ciò nonostante vengono rieletti. Mi disturba fare questi discorsi in campagna elettorale (epoca della scrittura dell'articolo. ndr), in quanto non gradisco che la rete diventi ricettacolo di propaganda, ma per Dio mi sento offeso e derubato, e sono incazzato come una bestia! Non posso farmi giustizia ne sperare che chi pago per farla mi aiuti. Personalmente smetterò di votare perché nessuno mi rappresenta al momento, non sono un ladro e non tratto la gente a pesci in faccia (tonni, non alici) in questa maniera, cazzo! Sarebbe fantastico che non votasse nessuno, 50 milioni di non votanti! Forse qualcuno si preoccuperebbe. Forse mi scambierete per fascista ma sto persuadendomi che forse un altro po' di terroristi non guasterebbe. L'unica maniera per mandare a casa questa efficientissima classe politica sembra quello di eliminarla fisicamente, non ci danno altra scelta. Siamo l'unico paese in cui la satira non ha valore, "Striscia" ha mostrato cose da brivido! Forse ci dimentichiamo il casino che ha passato Clinton per un pompino, o Helmut Kohl per tangenti il cui importo era frazione infima di quello percepito di norma da Craxi; forse ci scordiamo che in Giappone ancora si uccidono per cose che da noi servono a far ridere la gente. Sveglia signori!


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